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New York City

Rob Henke

Trumpet player, cartoonist and writer — records, tours and makes trouble with some of New York's most adventurous bands.

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Bio

Rob Henke records, works and tours with many New York City bands, and moves easily between the horn, the drawing board and the stage.

On trumpet he plays with Dr. Nerve, Gary Lucas' Fast 'n Bulbous, Diane Moser's Composers Big Band, the Walter Thompson Orchestra and the Henke/Sturm Duo with guitarist Rolf Sturm — a circle of bands at the adventurous edge of jazz, improvisation and composed music.

Away from the horn he works as an actor with, and co-director of, the educational theater company Good Clean Fun, has performed with The Likeable War Criminals, and has worked as a playwright with the Strike Anywhere theater company. He also draws cartoons and writes — the rest of this site is the proof.

Rob Henke in a tuxedo, slumped good-humouredly on a patterned sofa
Off the bandstand.
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Recordings

A handful of projects, with the players who made them. Hit play on any track — every clip is a mono mp3. To ask about actually buying a CD, drop Rob a line.

White Paws cover
White Paws

rob henke trumpet · matt king piano
pete macdonald drums · rolf sturm guitar
frank fagnano engineer

  • who ate the chicken?
  • squalored
Washington Street Players cover
Washington Street Players

anne connolly · rob henke · jane keitel · matt scott actors
frank fagnano engineer

  • deck of cards
  • chomsky
  • so do you, do you sew?
kloomp! cover
kloomp!

heiner "stuttgart" plötzlich text, vocals
soong-yeun kim · rolf sturm guitar
garreg tol bass · pjotr petrovich drums
franco t'gnan engines

  • althasia
  • theme 1 — 13 days in the life of a city
  • zarrah, what
  • theme 3 — sea
  • theme 4 — the city

A song-cycle drawn from the tale of Trevor Nor — read it in Words.

Listening cover
Listening

rob henke trumpet · diana herold vibes
rolf sturm guitar · steve rust bass
andy burns drums · frank fagnano engineer

  • prelude
  • act one
  • act two
  • act three
  • postlude
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Cartoons

Pen-and-ink the way Rob plays trumpet — quick, wry and a little off-kilter.

Cartoons with a glowing border open full size in a new tab.

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Words

A piece of writing — the myth that the kloomp! song-cycle was built from. Written under Rob's alter-ego, the poet Heiner "Stuttgart" Plötzlich.

Trevor Nor

Althasia, sweet land adrift,
trembling from weight of war,
strife, rape, and death.

Into this sad world,
Trevor Nor,
two decades and one of age,
lived his rueful life.

"Zarrah, what sorrow you place upon my brow. Cruel deaths of my beloved have I seen. I implored, begged, and cried to you with full voice — lift this horrid veil from my land. Your response was the silence of statues, the stony wind of night.

"Zarrah, explain yourself! I defy you to justify this wretchedness heaped upon my land." Nothing. "Zarrah, you are a coward."

Before Trevor Nor was placed a raft of lamb's skin, oak, and twine. Nor held the vessel in his eye, took the challenge, and moved to sea.

First, a glorious shore, then a speck of land, finally a tepid memory. Althasia faded from his view.

Alone, at sea, Trevor Nor meditated on his fate. "Zarrah, to me this vile journey have you given. I take it gladly, and repeat my protestations. My beloved Althasia suffers while you, God fool, are felt nowhere."

The sea roiled. Vicious wind and rain lashed at the face of brave Trevor Nor. "Do what you will. You are a coward!" A great beast appeared from the water. Nor slew it with his blade. "Was that you, Zarrah?" The seas calmed. A small sea goose flew past. "Very good, my friend," it spoke.

The city shone in oplantic fire. Its spires seemed to reach heaven Garthigg itself. Trevor Nor stared in wonder.

"This cannot be. I am at sea, cast adrift from my beloved Althasia. Yet, there she stands. I am weary. It is a dream."

"Am I too a dream?" asked a voice. Trevor Nor turned, startled. At once, the city gone. At once, the raft gone, even the sea. Gone.

Nor found himself at an amply supplied table, rife with fine wine, meat, and bread. "Where do you suppose one dream ends, and another begins?" asked the same voice. "Vendig dralmadoon? Is that you?" The voice responded. "This table is rightfully yours. That city is rightfully yours. Your God, Zarrah, has betrayed you. Yet, you persist with pointless meanderings upon the sea. Take my hand, friend, and receive what is rightfully yours."

"Away, Vendig Dralmadoon! I would sooner die by the talons of Zarrah than prosper in your darkness. Away, vile beast, who celebrated the destruction of Cartha, basking in its relentless bloodshed, reveling while its inhabitants one by one fell to the Cruthian plague; dissipating into a pile of rubbish and bones. Away from here, Vendig Dralmadoon."

The Goose sat upon the raft. "Trevor Nor, are you a man?" it asked. "I am. Are you a goose?" "I am," said the Goose, "what you see." "I see a broken God. A wanting deity. A sad duck."

Goose and man faced each other in the water's calm desperation. "And I," said the goose, "looking into your eyes, proud Trevor Nor, see myself." Both man and Goose wept. "Zarrah, forgive me."

The Goose on his shoulder, Trevor Nor approached Althasia and entered its capital city, Tulran Huskc. As before, he found wanton cruelty, murder, strife, squalor, and pain amongst his people. "Stop this!" he shouted. "End this suffering!" Margot Lee, a thief, glowered at him. "Get you back to the sea, little boy, the dolphins must miss you by now." "Here I stand," said Trevor Nor. The thief raised his weapon. "Why heed the wishes of a man and a duck?" Silence. "Again I ask, why heed the wishes of a little boy and his ducky?"

The Goose attacked, feathers raging, his beak a relentless executioner. Trevor Nor joined the battle. Once more, Althasia's Tulran Huskc was thrown to a night time of fire and blood.

When morning came, man and goose were gone. And in Althasia stirred only the stink of death.

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Gigs

From the archive. A season of past performances, kept here as a record of the bands and rooms Rob has played. Dates have come and gone — for what's next, get in touch.

Jul 7
8:30pm
Walter Thompson Orchestra
Here Arts Center · 145 6th Ave, NYC · here.org
Jul 18
7:30 & 9:15
Erick Storckman Septet
Isabel's · 61 Main St, Tarrytown NY
Jul 28
with Steve Smallhorn
Arlene Grocery · 95 Stanton St, NYC · arlene-grocery.com
Jul 31
8:00pm
Diane Moser's Composers Big Band
Tierney's Tavern · 138 Valley Rd, Montclair NJ · newarts.org
Aug 7
9:00pm
Rob Henke / Rolf Sturm Duo
Greenwich Village Bistro · 13 Carmine St, NYC
Aug 9
Joe Gallant & Illuminati
Tribeca Blues · 16 Warren St, NYC
Aug 10
3:00pm
Whirligig
Lincoln Center Out-of-Doors · North Plaza, 9th Ave at 65th St, NYC · lincolncenter.org
Aug 15
7:30 & 9:15
Erick Storckman Septet
Isabel's · 61 Main St, Tarrytown NY
Aug 25
5:30pm
Fast 'n Bulbous
International Jazz Festival Saalfelden, Austria · jazzsaalfelden.at
Aug 28
8:00pm
Diane Moser's Composers Big Band
Tierney's Tavern · special guest Rufus Reid · Montclair NJ
Sep 27
Fast 'n Bulbous
Walker Art Center · 725 Vineland Pl, Minneapolis MN · walkerart.org
Sep 29
Fast 'n Bulbous
Wexner Center · 1871 N High St, Columbus OH · wexarts.org
Oct 1
Dr. Nerve & Sirius String Quartet
Rockefeller University, NYC · doctornerve.org
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Contact

Bookings, recordings, cartoons or just to say hello —

[email protected]